Brittistan.

Well. It's weird. Uni that is. Everyone is weird. Lots of strangeness. A bit of talent. MY room is cold. AND my window could drop out any minute. BUT i have a towel heater. All is well. My phone pouch is missing. We have a random microwave which appeared from nowhere and no one admits to buying. My slippers squelch. MY feet got cold running through the grass at 1am in slippers. I have food though. So all is still well.
Goodbye.